豆瓣网友:Peter:I know,Carl.I know that Stephanie left you.And I know that you have issues because of it.But this isn't about you.It's about me.When's the last time you did anything fun?You always make excuses."I don't wanna commit.I don't wanna be tied down."I mean,do you even know my fiancee's last name?皮特:卡尔,我知道斯蒂芬妮离开你了,我也知道你心里还有疙瘩,但这次不是你的事,这是我的婚事,你最后一次找乐子是什么时候的事了?你总是给自己找借口,我不想负责,我不想被拴住,你知道我未婚妻姓什么吗?,耶尔齐·霍夫曼导演对达尼尔·奥勒布里斯基说:"朋友!帮帮忙哦!朋友大户嘛!万宝路,内侧袋!"这哥们儿抢了银行开车就上了北三环。下午五点半!警察到的时候在路上堵得正瓷实。后台来了几个台湾的朋友,拉着我的手说,我们很喜欢你的相声,但时间不早了,我们该走了,再晚就没车了Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?假如我换一身更舒服的衣服你会觉得震惊吗?(《地狱天使》)