豆瓣网友:I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.听着,我认为你能跟Penny做爱的几率跟哈勃太空望远镜发现在每个黑洞中央都有个小人在用闪光灯寻找断路器的几率一样大。,杨遇导演对徐锦江说:"哥,你别打我,我这本来就笨,你再打我,我不更笨了吗?"千万不要说天长地久,免得你觉得我不切实际。《大城小爱》米兰:你说什么?我:我喜欢你!米兰:什么?你说什么?我:我车掉沟里了!《阳光灿烂的日子》我们能信任他吗? 班宁曾经是我们最好的探员 议长,我得告诉你,他是麦克班宁,他是那个被总统特勤队除名,害死第一夫人的那家伙? - 老雷!老雷。